PHPM

About This Game

Unique spreadsheet-simulator with chaotic firefights and hookers!

Take role of a wardog. Buy from gangs and black market, sell to the PMC’s. Ez pz.
What’s the catch? Some goofs just wanna shoot you in the face and get away with your money.

== Features: ==

• Overcomplicated tutorial!
• Unique spreadsheeting fun!
• Exciting “buy-sell-buy more” simulator!
• Decorate your office with bongs and weapon crates!
• Level up your bodyguards and forget about paying your bills!
• Lose all cash on gambling!
• Start all over again!
• 20+ achievements!
• 20+ items
• 1 global leaderboard